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Let’s Play – Dodge the Train Passenger

You’re on a 5 hour train journey to Glasgow. You couldn’t afford 1st class because standard class is already a price joke, there’s no room for your baggage so your … Continue reading

March 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ode to.

My heart is racing. My eyes are darting. How have I found myself in this situation again? Nothing good can come of this. Briefly I consider leaving, but to my … Continue reading

March 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

One for the history books.

“Hey Jim, we’ve got some cracking news going out tonight at 10. I love my job and being able to deliver the latest breaking headlines you know, updates on missing … Continue reading

March 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ode to.

I’ve been up since 6am. 4pm is creeping in and I just want to leave this place. The grey sky looms overhead. All around me are familiar faces, worn out … Continue reading

February 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Asking Alexandria’s new singer revealed!

Earlier this week everyone was shocked to learn that Danny Worsnop has left Asking Alexandria. Personally, I was shocked to learn that everyone cared so much (trending on Twitter? Really?) … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Ten Commandments of Instagram

This week on totally relevant Sans Sheriff posts, we’re giving the Ten Commandments a 21st century face lift! Yes, that’s right, if you’ve ever read the Ten Commandments and quickly … Continue reading

January 15, 2015 · 1 Comment

Happy Horrordays

Christmas is upon us, a time for family, food and absolutely horrendous TV. This year we’ve got the usual suspects – the Queens speech that will have your nan clutching … Continue reading

December 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

5 things that are cheaper than Ticketmaster’s delivery

Ticketmaster have mastered the art of pissing off every single one of their customers. You’ve got your reasonably priced £20 ticket in your basket, you’re checking out and everything is … Continue reading

December 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

REAL sources REAL people! 115% of sources agree! SOURCES!

Sources say that X celebrity is on the brink of divorcing Y celebrity. Last week they were photographed in separate places doing completely different things for at least an hour, … Continue reading

December 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

frnkiero andthe cellabration at Banquet Records

“What’s going on here? Who’s playing?”, just some guys. Some guys who sold out two in-store shows within seconds. Some guys who have caused the entire street to now be … Continue reading

November 29, 2014 · Leave a comment


After a gig ends and the house lights go up, fans do one of three things. They either leave the venue to go home, head off to shout “MEDIUM SIZED … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Halloween: A Swift walk down Slipknot Way.

Kids are gearing up for tooth decay, uni students are acting like they need a reason to get hammered, and recently divorced adults are set to prowl the office party … Continue reading

October 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

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