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Have you ever wondered what music best describes UK political parties? no I haven’t either – but i’ve done it anyway. Apologies to Sinn Fein, and Respect, but I just don’t care enough about you.
Loop – Forever
Because they like loopholes, and most parties want to close them… forever.
Babyshambles – Fuck Forever
Because they always seem to leave the country in a shambles, and that shambles lasts fucking forever usually (also, that political name drop: “I can’t tell between death and glory? New Labour and Tory.”
The Labour Aristocats
The Castaways – Liar Liar
Because it’s kind of self-explanatory…
U Know I’m Prejudice
Gotye – Somebody That I Used to Know
Because they’re actually pretty okay overall, but just seem to be a one hit (man) wonder. Plus you can’t barge the Farage, so you’ll end up as somebody that he used to know.
Al Green – I’m so Tired of Being Alone
Because Caroline Lucas must be a pretty lonely MP.
Anti-UK in a UK Parliament
Glasvegas – Dream Dream Dreaming
Because the SNP can only dream of an independent Scotland – them feels.
Cymru Cymru Cymru
Cerys Matthews – Arglwydd Dyma Fi
Because literally why!